My Top Ten \ Number Nine: Naturistics — Crystal Blue Pearl

Some things in life are simply overrated. Like... Taylor Swift. Clubs in Hollywood. Spring Break. Fifty Shades of Grey — and Twilight, for that matter.

But every now and then, something comes along that actually deserves all of the praise and passion lavished upon it. Sprinkles Cupcakes, Game of Thrones, Janelle Monáe, Vodka Tonics at Eveleigh... and Essie Starry Starry Night.

Oh, Starry Starry Night; the ship that launched a thousand hits — on this blog, at least. And it's true; Essie SSN really is a gorgeous polish. And it's also true that no exact dupe exists. Why oh why did it have to go the way of the dodo? If I ever snag the ear of an Essie employee, you can be sure I'll ask!

There aren't many options for those who have an SSN craving. This is one hard lemming to capture. Dusty hunts are one method. Searching for Maybelline Twinkle Twinkle or Naturistics Crystal Blue Pearl is another. The last resort would be shelling out hundreds (yes, hundreds) on eBay.

I feel very lucky to have found my bottle of Naturistics Crystal Blue Pearl last December — probably the closest I'll ever get to Essie SSN. I wrote about my epic dusty hunt and shared my pictures with you guys on this post here.

It could be the thrill of the chase, or the cult status, or the fond memories of stalking this down with my mom as my partner, but this VHTF bottle makes me smile (albeit, smugly) every time I see it in My Stash. And the color, as I said, is really something special.

sparklelikealuckystar, Francesca

P.S. Missed the first few? No prob.

Naturistics — Crystal Blue Pearl

My bottle of Naturistics Crystal Blue Pearl has a most chilling copyright date on it. 1998. The current year is 2012.

After lusting after Essie Starry Starry Night for ages, I finally had its #1 dupe in my clutches.

I noticed immediately that the texture was a little gummy — which is to be expected, considering its age. I used a few cautious drops of thinner and hoped for the best. Next, I applied three coats to achieve the layered glitter effect that jelly formulas are known for.

This pictures out of focus but does a blurry job of showing you the various color of pale to deep blue sparkles that the layering yields.

I did get a lot of compliments, but I did not feel the sense of nirvana I’d been hoping for. Crystal Blue Pearl is a gorgeous color, it sparkles like magic & diamonds and yet... it hasn't replaced my number one favorite, or even unseat any of my top five, to be frank.

And thus, I learned a few valuable lessons.

  1. Just because a color is VHTF and a lemming for many polish lovers… doesn’t mean it’ll be your favorite.
  2. Don’t shell out a ton of cash for a lemming you’ve never seen in real life. I'd been drooling over beautiful shots of SSN that I'd seen online. But in reality, I found SSN to be kind of meh. Sure, in bright sunlight, it truly was a sparkler. But I have many other personal favorites that I value much more highly than SSN, so I'm glad it only cost me $4 plus tip! I shudder to imagine my disappointment if I'd done something insane like splurged on a three-figure eBay auction for Starry Starry Night.
  3. Know your limits. To that point, there is a limit to what I am willing to spend on a bottle of polish, based on principle alone. That figure, for me, is $26... aka the cost of Chanel. And even then, that's a once-a-year splurge. Knowing that $26 is my ceiling enables me to watch the eBay polish madness as a voyeur.

So what do you guys think? Have you ever paid a wild amount for a polish that you had to have — and was it worth it to you?

xxo, GLOSS

"HTF That HTF" or, "How to Find That Hard-to-Find"

Starry Starry Night.

Who knew those three little words could thrill me so. I had to have it. We covered the Essie SSN Obsession here.

eBay was not up for discussion; I did not have the ~$300 to spare, nor would I shell out such an amount for such a thing. I have limits to my madness.

Therefore, I had three options: 1) Ask everyone I knew if they had SSN in their Stash and go from there. 2) Satisfy myself with a comparable dupe. 3) Dusty hunt and hope for the best.

1. Of course I posted on Facebook, but no dice. But what about fellow cube dwellers? I work in a big office with access to an impressive number of co-workers; some say as many as 400. I took a chance, sent out a public email, but was no closer to Starry Starry Night than I was before.

2. What is a dupe? Dupe, in the nail polish world, is short for duplicate; a polish that is a very, very close match for another. Maybe not its identical match, but certainly its fraternal twin. Perfect dupes are extremely rare. Usually a dupe is a naturally occurring thing. In some cases, it just so happens that a few polish companies latch on to the latest trend (for example, Spring 2012, big on creamy light greens) and you see some shades released at the same time that are close (too close?) to each other.

Sometimes you get a case like Starry Starry Night. There was a big hit back in 1998 / 1999 by, who else, Chanel, called “Ciel de Nuit.” French for “Night Sky.” It achieved cult status and Essie, very cleverly, duplicated it and thus… Essie Starry Starry Night was born.

Then you’ve got what are called “frankens,” short for Frankenstein; a homemade concoction made by a nail polish connoisseur. It doesn’t necessarily have to mimic another shade; there are nail bloggers who are known for their at-home polish creations. Then there are others who “franken” (why yes, it is a verb and a noun) HTF shades, such as Starry Starry Night.

3. Dusty hunting! This name will make a lot more sense in a minute.

Have you ever been to a nail salon that had a counter with a built-in display case, and the case seemed to contain the most ancient specimens of polish you’d ever seen? And you thought, no person in their right mind would ever buy such old, rancid-looking product? The little bottles were just sitting there, the formula separating into layers of color and chemicals, and dust seemed to have collected on top of the bottles, and around the handles of the brush?

Well well well. Now you see why they’re called dusties. These gems are literally coated in dust. (Usually “dusty” refers to the bottles themselves, although in some cases you could call an entire store or salon “a dusty.”) And like diamonds in the rough, hidden amongst stone and rubble, some of these bottles are, in fact, priceless jewels.

Dusty hunting felt like my best bet. I was planning on going home to Michigan for Christmas. In a place like Los Angeles, I imagined that there was probably a bigger population of dusty hunters, and so the crop o’ dusties was picked over long ago. But Michigan? That could be unplundered territory.

My angel of a mother had been hearing about Essie Starry Starry Night for a while now, and she had even started pulling over from time to time while she ran errands to check salons and beauty supply stores. She was into it.

She woke me up the day before my visit was over and said, “Today’s the day. We’re going dusty hunting whenever you’re ready.” Together, she and I hit up between 20 and 25 nail salons.

We did not find Starry Starry Night — but we did find one of its closest dupes: Naturistics Crystal Blue Pearl. It was not the most promising-looking salon, but my mom and I vowed no salon would be left unsearched, so I had to go in. I was turning to leave when I noticed a little four-sided carousel unit. I gave it a spin... and thar she was. I had seen her picture online so many times, it was surreal. I recognized her immediately. Be still my heart.

“Is this bottle for sale? ” I asked breathlessly.

The owner and the only nail technician to be seen whispered hurriedly together. Suspicious, the owner named his price. “Four dollars.”

I grinned, grabbed my bottle, slapped a fiver down on the counter and said, “Keep the change.” Wink.

Stay tuned for my review of Naturistics Crystal Blue Pearl later this week!

Until then, GLOSS